Dr Rich Diston

Who the Hell is...

Dr Rich Diston?

He's not the security messiah...

... he's just a very naughty boy.

UK-based

Let's get you up to speed...

How did I get here?

School dropout.

College dropout. Twice.

Military failure.

Security guard.

Doorman/hooligan

IT asshole (for a couple of years)

Martial arts instructor and business owner

Security manager and bleeding wallet for the security training industry

Security consultant, auditor and educator

Industry 'thought leader'

Industry hate figure

That just about completes that list and brings us up to date.

I am (probably) the most educated security risk practitioner on the planet. And definitely the most honest. I was once described as 'the straight edge against which a crooked industry is measured.'

During my career, I kept running into things that just didn't feel 'right'. The things I was taught officially and the advice I got were contradicted by the things I was seeing in my everyday work. The things people were saying just didn't make any sense. I began to doubt myself.

Then I began my educational journey. Nope, it wasn't a 'me' problem, for a change. The industry really is full of shit.

It doesn't need to be this way, though.

If you are sick of the way things are, tired of being ignored by your clients / employers and milked by an industry that doesn't care about your contribution, we should talk.

If you're sick of paying through the nose for security bullshit from people you don't trust, but you don't know what else to do, we should DEFINITELY talk.

Here's the short version

Credentials

I hold / have held...

MSc in Security Management (distinction)

DSyRM in Security Risk Management

CISM (also taught) Expired

CRISC (also taught) Expired

CISA (also taught) Expired

CGEIT (also taught) Expired

CISSP Expired

SEC+ Expired

ISO27001 Lead Auditor (also taught) Expired

ISO27001 Lead Implementer (also taught) Expired

....and a whole host of other stuff that I passed and didn't apply for, or else just forgot about.

I also hold numerous certifications in education, ranging from teaching and coaching to qualification design, assessment, and verification.

Experience

Consulted for charities, educational establishments, healthcare, Fintech, national retailers and a major UK Govt department.

I have worked on projects ranging from physical security and personal protection, Enterprise Risk Management implementation and ISO27001, incident response design right up to governance system design.

I don't name my clients, nor discuss my projects. What we do together stays between us.

If you’ve got questions, I’ve got answers.

What on Earth is wrong with you?

That depends. Are you after the clinical or public opinion? 🤣

Okay, I'll give that a try.

I'm autistic and highly educated. I scored in the 98th percentile on a well-considered psychopathy diagnostic test. I don't tolerate bullshitters or lazy fools. That makes me incredibly unpopular in an industry (and world) full of them.

I'm fine with that.

Are you a real Doctor?

Yep. I hold a professional doctorate in security risk management from the Institute of Criminal Justice Studies at Portsmouth University.

I've held every major (and relevant) security management certification in the world and have taught most of them.

I've also designed courses up to and including MSc level.

Don't go confusing me with an academic, though. I've done the job for nearly 30 years. I just read some books as well.

Do you still take on consulting work?

If the right client wanted my help, could pay for it and was serious about it, I'd consider it.

I don't waste my time with anyone who isn't serious about what I do, regardless of what they are paying. I once walked away from an agreed 100K gig just because I realised the CEO wasn't committed.

Do you provide corporate coaching?

Yes. It amazes me that most 'security leaders' don't even have a corporate budget for their own development in the role. They are too busy spunking it up on fucking 'awareness' campaigns. If the right people are serious about my help, and they can pay for it, I'll consider it.

Do you provide mentoring?

No. I provide coaching and training. Mentoring is just a little bit too 'fuzzy' of a relationship for me, thanks.

Do you really fire your clients?

Hell yes. I operate on the principle that all my relationships are between equals.

If someone decides to make themselves less than equal (through dishonesty, laziness, disrespect, or stealing my IP), then we're done. No second chances, and excuses have no currency with me.

Do you REALLY hate IT?

God, yes.